it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize