Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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