Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
