Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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