threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
pray to the hookup gods
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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