Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
