Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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