So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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