Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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