The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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