so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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