i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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