Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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