your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
