also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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