Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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