i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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