Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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