What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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