I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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