I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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