No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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