Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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