I just cut my nipple shaving
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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