no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If i come over, it means nothing
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
should my penis look like a turkey
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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