this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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