you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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