It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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