we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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