To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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