I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
this just has baby written all over it
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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