: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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