gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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