Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Randomize
