what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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