And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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