we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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