super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
