If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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