Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
should my penis look like a turkey
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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