it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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