I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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