these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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