So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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