It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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