Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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