Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize
