Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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