the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
