Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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