I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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