At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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