ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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