Kiss
Puke
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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