apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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